People call you 'the fap master' in public because your right arm looks more muscular than bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Your virginity level is over 9000 you have no friends and no idea how a real pussy looks like. Free porn comics, PornDude? Do you think this furry fantasy niche with cartoon superheroes is for me?Well, are you 18 years old? A bit of a Pokemon nerd, Harry Potter geek or sissy virgin loser type probably still living at home being a parasite or leech off your mother or father, since you can't get a job or real girlfriend if your life would depend on it.
